So, you lost all your Bitcoins after someone hacked your account.
We will teach you how to not lose your Bitcoin stash. Not right now, though, as I’m working on other stuff.
So check back from time to time for info on cryptocurrency wallets and other ways to hide your Bitcoins from the bad guys, including Russian and Chinese snoops.
Also, check back for advice from our newest member of the crew, Bitcoin Cat. He’ll be at work after he’s done in the litter box.
Until then, fare thee well and enjoy this ditty from Oscar Isaac and Marcus Mumford.